August 5, 2004

A quickie before work

A little update on my porn situation. Still wet. I think the torrential downpour washed away any scratch-n-sniff capabilities, but we’ll have to wait a few more days to confirm.

Last night after the gym, I stopped off to a relatively new Sushi place in the neighborhood. Words of warning to any restauraneur that waits on The Brat(tm)… “When I ask for the check, BRING IT TO ME!” Don’t make me wait ten minutes to ask a second time, and definitely DO NOT make me walk it to you after another 10 minutes have passed. I rounded off the bill with a whopping $5.45 tip on a $54.55 tab. I think I over-tipped.

I’m off to the Doctor today. I doubt I’ll get a butt exam, but I’ve “freshened up” just in case. I’m a bit on the nervous side this morning because my brother finds out what’s going to happen to him today as well. hmmmmm. Ass Cancer. It sounds funny when you say it, but it doesn’t quite feel funny when its your 36 year old brother. I really hope I didn’t wish this on him when I was 5 and he was pounding the living daylights out of me.