crazy things I’ve seen today (and its only 8:00am)
crazy Item #1 - late night drunken bootie calls. I think that’s enough said!
Crazy Item #2 - Rogue Personal Trainers. I love to sit at the gym (between sets) and watch all the personal trainers put their clients thru their paces. It amazes me how each trainer has a unique way of doing the exact same thing. It makes me wonder why with thousands of years of physical fitness material available (Hot ancient Greeks to present day muscle queens) there isn’t some standardized method of getting a body in shape. Today, I saw a trainer put her victim on the treadmill to walk backwards. Please tell me what that will do.
Crazy Item #3 - speed freaks at the gym. you’re already thin. Bitch
Crazy Item#4 - this is really just my own paranoia, but are Pizza Rolls(tm) healthy breakfast foods?
Off to shower