October 7, 2004

pssst… i’ve got a secret

i’m bursting to tell someone this secret, but I can’t.

I understand what Hot Toddy’s Toaster Oven meant now when he wanted to talk about his date, but couldn’t. I understand this because I’m dying to share this completely AMAZING experience with everyone that will listen.

But, I can’t.

So, I’ll talk about the mundane. Tuna Girl thinks I look HOT, HOT, HOT, in the Lincoln LS, so I’ve added this option to my luxury car search engine. (in truth, she only said HOT once)

This is what I’ve come up with in the $10,000 - $15,000 range.

2001 Saab 9-5 SE V6 - Steel Grey $17,995
2001 Lincoln LS - black on black - $14,995
2000 Volvo S70 AWD - White - $13,995
1998 Volvo S70 GLT - RED - $9,990

Yeah, I saw a few BMW’s and MB’s but I don’t want to spend a fortune on maintenance and upkeep. Not to mention that in my hood, a car like that wouldn’t last long.

So I’m filling out the loan paperwork and I’ll let ya know what I find… but between you and me… I’m leaning towards the White one.