December 15, 2004

Top 11 reasons not to flee to Canada.

11. Wouldn’t want to be subject to U.S. foreign policy.
10. We’ve invaded enough countries.
9. Red-staters would suffer terrible privation without federal funds derived from blue-state taxes.
8. Loverboy.
7. Schwarzenegger has already drawn up plans for its annexation in 2009.
6. A Canadian gallon of gas is almost $3.00
5. 50% Canadian Content from 6PM to midnight.
4. You actually believe that the U.S. meat packing industry is protecting you from bovine spongiform encephalopathy.
3. It didn’t work for the Nez Perce.
2. A summer day is about 25 degrees.
1. No one believed you would actually go through with it, drama queen.

*borrowed stolen completely from www.toostupidtobepresident.com

Support our…

Yesterday, while I was driving someplace unimportant, I passed a big-assed billboard that was advertising an item that I truly wanted to purchase, but couldn’t figure out how. This mile high sign was advertising the most amazing product called “support our troops”. The very words emblazed over a giant American Flag shown graphically fluttering in a gentle breeze brought up some deep seated emotion and caused me to think, while on the phone with the republican, about how I could “support our troops”.

So I put my little hamster in its wheel, powering my thought processes and came up with a few ideas how I was going to help.

I plan to:

  • Pay my taxes in full and on time so the Pentagon can afford to buy the soldiers armor.
  • Drive a lot of mile in my gas guzzling car so their efforts are not in vain.
  • Obey the laws. (Many municipalities are short staffed in police departments due to deployment)
  • Volunteer with Toys for Tots program since the Marines that run this are mostly deployed to Iraq.
  • Place yellow magnetic ribbon on back of my gas-guzzling SUV to alert others to my concern.
  • While I was thinking, the hamster wheel still spinning, I realized that the first time I noticed the whole concept of “support our troops” was when this war started being questioned openly. When the people of this land no longer believed the reasons we were told in the beginning. When people realized that there were:

  • No weapons
  • No Al-Qaida link
  • No reason for us being there
  • This is when the slogan started appearing. This is when the opposing candidate started saying, I support our troops, because he was forced into proving that he did indeed care for their welfare.

    It finally hit me that this slogan was not as much about supporting our troops, as about supporting the politician that sent them there in the first place. This slogan, and the millions of dollars of profiteering from the t-shirts, magnets, posters, billboards, hats, et. al., was truly about the re-election effort of George W. Bush. How can you criticize the president? To criticize the president is to criticize him sending us to war, and to criticize him sending us to war is to criticize the troops fighting that war, and to criticize the troops fighting that war is to criticize normal American people.

    I’m not claiming to be whole heartedly correct, but it kinda makes sense. Doesn’t it? The best re-election poster I’ve ever seen and it didn’t even have to be reported to the FEC…