Help Wanted…
SGWM seeking open-minded, free-spirited musical genius with alot of free time on their hands. Must be extremely knowledgeable of all forms of music (pop, jazz, R&B, rap, heavy metal, opera, classical, et al.) I’m seeking a person unencumbered by work and social requirements to follow me around with a boom-box to provide a soundtrack to my life. Must be somewhat intuitive and able to pick the perfect music to compliment the situation and highlight my current mood. Pay negotiable.
I’ve been thinking that I need to have a soundtrack to my life so I’ll be posting this on craigslist today.
In other news, I think I may have found the perfect reason to enact an indoor smoking ban in the great city of Chicago ( I still hate it here). Homeless people. Where else will the homeless people get their cigs if we don’t force all smokers outdoors to huddle in the bone chilling cold inhaling their cancer-ridden chemical sticks? Don’t get the connection? The butts are deposited into the sand traps at the entrance, allowing the homeless smoker easy access to a wide variety of brands and flavors. Its a win-win for everyone. Non-smokers will breathe easier, smokers will no longer feel bad about wasting that half-smoked cig knowing that a needy homeless smoker will be by shortly to collect it and finish the job.
All this because I witnessed just such a thing happing.