Its good to be Wade
It must be good to be me.
According to the Urban Dictionary, Wade means
1. Wade
n.
1. One who is enviable in every aspect of his existence.
2. One who induces inferiority complexes and bitterness due to his unattainable and nearly-inhumane perfection.
(Note: This word should always be used as a capitalized proper noun, in order to pay homage to the one true Wade. Furthermore, any references to Wade using personal pronouns must be capitalized out of respect. Any bastardizations of this term should be treated as capital offenses, and punished as such. Any contradiction, by anyone, to the aforementioned defintions is due to the effects on one’s psyche as described in defintion #2. Do not hate these unfortunate people, pity them, as they are suffering from an envy of Wade. Also, anyone who claims to be Wade, or denounces, belittles, or insults Wade is a bitter fraud; Wade does not identify himself, as he needs no identification.)
Wade rules- This statement is, of course, inherently redundant, as it is implied by defintion that Wade is perfect.
2. Wade
n. One that is completely enviable in every way. If this person wasn’t himself he would wish that he was. syn.: perfection.
wade is perfect.-this of course is redundant as it is implied that wade is perfect by his very existence.
3. Wade
Having a complete urban understanding. Empathetic to everyone, understanding and kind. Lovable and beautiful in his own right.
Everything about Wade is amazing from his killer body to the fact he always smells amazing. Wade is the most amazing type of person in the world.
I’m not making this shit up. I swear. And I smell nice too…