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I found the above personal ad in the Chicago Reader this afternoon while I was enjoying my Potbelly sandwich. Its good to have a goal in life.

My friend Tom dreams in color…

I had the weirdest dream last night. I was in Windsor Castle, walking down the stairs, and there sat Queen Elizabeth, crying into her white gloved hands. I sat down next to her on the step, and she leaned over and started sobbing onto my shoulder. I put my arm around her and asked what was wrong. She said she was really upset about Charles and Camilla, and there was nothing she could do to stop the wedding. More crying. A butler started walking up the stairs, and she sat up long enough to tell him that there had been too much salt in her dinner that night. She turned around on the step to talk to him, and as she did, she let out a little fart.

Then I woke up.

Tom is HOT, I can totally understand why Queen Elizabeth would want to sob on his shoulder.

A Brady Bunch Moment

I had a Brady Bunch moment this afternoon after I picked up my prescription antibiotics. I’ve been fighting a cold/cough thats moved into my chest for about a month. I got into my car and looked in my mirror, over my shoulder and in both side mirrors before starting to back up. Luckily, I saw the minivan before she hit me and was able to avoid it. I seriously flashed to the scene in the court-room where Mike Brady threw his briefcase onto the floor to prove the guy’s neck wasn’t really hurt.

As I pulled out of the parking lot I wondered who’d be my Mike Brady. Who would be smart enough to throw his briefcase in my behalf?