April 15, 2005

nightmares

Regular readers of BeyondBuffalo(tm) have heard before about the multitude of celebrities that visit me in my dreams. Madonna (Madge) and J. Lo. have both made several appearances along with George Michael and a certain plumber from Wisteria Lane.

Last night, I was visited by a celebrity that managed to turn my dream into a nightmare.

That person? Michael Guest, former wife of Liza Minnelli. I was so frightened by his appearance that I awoke screaming for someone to kill me.

Who would turn your dreams nightmarish?