May 30, 2005

IML final thoughts

I did it. Finally, after close to 10 years, I’ve committed to a waist size and purchased a pair of leather pants that are being custom made for me in Toronto. I should have them by the end of June, definitely in time for Folsom Street Fair (September 25th, 2005 to you Mr. Jack Hampster). I walked up to the stunningly beautiful woman in a red leather and floral corset and was browsing thru her selection of pants, chaps and other leather items for sale. She stated simply that she had nothing that would fit my lovely frame, but she’d love to customize a pair for me. I shared with her of the trials and tribulations of my endless search for a pair of well fitting leather pants, or chaps that would fit around my large thighs (from my cycling days). Every pair of pants I tried ended up being too tight in the thigh and seat (from my large ass, I’m assuming).

As we were discussing this, I realized that this was the time to commit. I had a good feeling about this woman and her husband, and described the exact design of pants I’ve been looking for. I’ve been dreaming of a pair of chastity pants ever since my first trip to Mr. S Leathers in San Francisco with Mr. David who talked me into trying on a pair of latex chastity shorts that secured at both the waist and thigh with locking belts.

The pants were described to her as follows:

I wanted the style of pants I was holding in my hands, a simple, low-rise pant without pockets and a slightly bulged codpiece with zippers on each side of it. The additions I requested were to have leather loops added to the zippers allowing them to slide over the belt fitted with a padlock, thus securing them to me. In addition to this slight change, I requested colored piping along the sides to match my latex chaps and most of my other fetish wear.

She directed me to her husband, who was the tailor, to measure me and get a better idea of what he would be making for me. As he pressed his hand into my crotch, he stopped, looked up with a glint in his eye and stated “There are only three people who can truly do this to you. Your tailor, which is me, your doctor, and your lover.” I added that he could also add most men in leather bars and the guys selling raffle tickets by the length of your inseam for $10.00 vs. the option of 5 or $5.00.

I handed him my credit card and finalized the deal, happy that in a month’s time, I’d have the very pants I’ve dreamed of for well over 10 years.

As I was departing the leather mart, I walked by my ex, the cowboy, who had doubled in size since he broke up with me and smashed my abilities to love easily, and he barely registered inn my head. I saw him. He saw me. Neither of us acknowledged the other, and for the first time in many years, I was perfectly ok with it. Earlier in the weekend, I ran into him, and it shook me for a moment. I paused and took a deep breath and resumed my activities without too much difficulty.

I headed upstairs to meet with Scott from DC to hang out with him for a moment, and my day took an entirely different turn than I had planned or expected. He was with his friends and hotel roommates, Mark, Jeff and Chris and they were headed back into the leather-mart to do some final shopping. Halfway thru the mart, Jeff stopped me alone and told me that shortly, he was going to take me back up to the room and tie me up and have some fun with me. I instantly got a little erect at the thought, which of course, he noticed and smiled, walking ahead of me towards the rest of the group.

That little comment, turned into a lovely 4-5 hour session of bondage in their adjoining rooms involving, from what I could make out, 6 men. There was a lot of rope, duct tape, ice, and a hood involved, among other things that I couldn’t quite make out. I was hog tied for the first time and flogged for the second time in my life and it was an amazing experience, much more intense than my initial flogging experience.

I was duct taped to one of the chairs in the hotel room, transferred into the other room and further tortured. It was delightful and that’s all I’m going to share on the subject.

I have received invites from most of the guys involved, and I’m looking forward to taking them up on the offers. I think I’ve made some friends, and sure hope to hear from them again.

Well, I’m beat from the activities and I’m off to bed. FYI, there was no actual sex today, just a lot of rope-work, duct tape, and ice. A lot of Ice. Use your imaginations on that one.

Good Night!

May 29, 2005

IML interlude

WARNING – ADULT THEMES AND ACTIVITIES

The International Mr. Leather contest takes place tonight, and to date, I’ve not seen a single participant, no wait, I think I saw someone walking thru the throngs of half-naked men milling about the lobby of the host hotel last night.

I’m not sure how much to share with this post, since I’ve never written very much about my sexual proclivities before and since the main point to IML weekend seems to be to engage in as much twisted fetish sex with as many hot, out of town men as possible. To this end, I’ve not been very successful, having so far, only been privy to 3 or 4 men this weekend. There are many stories from the weekend, but I’m unsure how to or if I should, share them. Sex is meant to be a private act between 2 (or more) consenting adults in a private place (or hotel lobby, bar, alley, etc.).

Allow me to shed some light on a few of my proclivities. I like rough sex with rough men, for I have a weakness for muscular blue collar looking men with an extremely high mental capacity for creativity. The more creative a man can be in bed, the better. Unfortunately, I’m also painfully shy around the very men that I’m most attracted to. The fact that my body isn’t as well muscled as theirs or that my life isn’t as well put together as theirs appears to be, prevents me from feeling like an equal to them, and as such, I remove myself from the equation before hope ever swirls into my head.

I also like bondage. I have a real weakness for duct tape bondage and secure leather bondage. I like roll play and humiliation play. There are other activities that I enjoy as well, but I’m not quite ready to share those with you yet. (TLBO mind your words if you comment, cause I’ll censor you)

My hope this weekend was to enjoy a session of duct tape mummification, but as of now, I’ve not managed to find anybody willing to expend the time or energy to completely cocoon me in tape. But, here goes. Here’s my weekend so far.

IML weekend kicked off to an amazing start on Friday when I hooked up with Ed from someplace in Florida. He was a dirty old man with the largest penis I’ve ever seen (since nicknamed ‘Baby Leg’) that enjoyed shaving, and left me with a bald head and an even balder crotch. (Damn the stubble). We went at it twice that evening, where he found me extremely ‘accommodating’ and thoroughly enjoyable.

Next I was off to find Scott from DC to hang out and have a few beers while determining if we were compatible for more. He met me in Smarty’s room while I was changing into my rubber chaps with the yellow stripes down the legs. Within a few moments of him walking into the room, I was on my knees with his dick in my mouth, and it was a very nice dick indeed.

We headed down to the lobby for a while to hang out and also to allow me to return Smarty’s room key to him. Shortly later, I was back asking Smarty for his room key so that Scott and I might partake in the use of the portable sling erected therein. Smarty was very kind in offering up his key, room, and the use of the sling to us. I’ve never been in a sling before, so this was about to allow me the chance to tick a fantasy off what’s left of my fantasy list. Little did I know that I’d be able to tick off several of the items left on my fantasy list, for Scott’s friend Mark joined us in the room as well.

The sling is a very ingenious invention allowing both the top and bottom ultimate comfort and accessibility due to the customization aspects inherent to the design. The height of the sling can be adjusted for optimum height, which is nice since most beds, dumpsters, SUV’s, floors, rocks, tables, couches, chairs, ottomans, or kitchen counters are either too high or too low for comfort.

I hopped into the sling and adjusted myself into position, grabbed the lube and poppers and Scott and I went to town. His friend Mark assisted by kissing me, playing with my tits, and finally allowing me to check off two fantasies at the same time. One was to be fucked in a sling; the other was to be sucking someone’s dick while being fucked at the same time. Apparently, I got a little ‘hands-y’ at one point, so Mark secured my arms with several layers of duct tape to the chains supporting the sling. I was in pig heaven and the poppers were only intensifying the moment.

Then.

Knock, knock, knock on the door, the sound of the electrical lock being opened and light from the hallway filling the darkened room. It seems Smarty’s roommate was back earlier than we expected. He was amused that his room was full of people that he didn’t know and asked who are you guys.

“Hi Rick! It’s Wade,” I said while doing my best to wave my hand with my arms taped securely in place.

A chuckle at the situation and my predicament and Rick jumped into bed and said, “You don’t need to leave, I’ll just watch.” Fantasy number 3 or 4 or 7 was now checked off the list.

The rest of the story is a bit awkward, since Smarty and his new beau arrived back at the room ready to go to sleep while I was in the shower and his beau was a bit cranky that the room was full of people he didn’t know. We got dressed, thanked Smarty and Rick for the use of the room and the sling and headed back downstairs to the lobby bar and the hundreds of half-naked, half leathered (or rubbered) men.

The next morning, I checked with Smarty to find out if we caused drama, and his response was that he was surprised I’d still be there over 2 hours after he gave me the key.

Its now Sunday morning and I’ll be headed to the dog park to let Stella run and play for a while and to breathe some fresh air myself after all the cigar choked air I’ve been breathing this weekend. Half the weekend gone. I wonder what else will happen this weekend.

May 25, 2005

a post modern take on a classic…

Rather than completely throw away the now-worthless Apple iBook that was struck by the evil coffee spiller(r), I decided to put it into work, re-interpreting the classics.

In the below photo, you’ll see the Annonymous Padre playing Helen Keller in the famous scene of “The Miracle Worker” where Ann Sullivan teaches Helen how to “say” the word for Apple.
Apple Helen, Apple “Apple Helen, Apple”

Stay tuned for more post modern re-interpretations of historical works featuring my dead Apple iBook.

update

The face has gone back to normal. No more lump. No more swelling. No more pain. Thank God!

Just in time for IML weekend!

I’ll be a little tied up this weekend, so don’t expect to read much until Tuesday or Wednesday. And then, you better hold onto your seats, cause the stories are gonna blow your socks off!

Happy Memorial Day weekend everyone!

May 24, 2005

a quick message

left on my voicemail this morning, was the following message…

“Just so you know, I got kicked out of “The Happiest Place on Earth(c)“. Its a long story, I’ll tell ya when I talk to you next. It’s about 9:30 your time and I’ve got to go into my conference. Talk to you soon.”

I’m dying to know the story behind that one!

May 21, 2005

Fit for a shogun master

BLAHBLAHBLAH visited me this weekend from Madison, WI. Other than being adorably humpy, he’s an amazing Japanese cook!

Here the man is whipping us up several of the four courses he made us for dinner.

He is a genious in the kitchen. I didn’t know until today that he spent two years living in Japan, which makes perfect sense considering that he whipped up Gyoza, Zaru Soba, Tempura Shrimp, Tempura Green Beans, Tempura Sweet Potato(e), Tempura Shiso and a seaweed salad in no time at all, while I sat in the next room on the couch taking long glances at his cute butt, watching “Mystic River“.

The spread.

After shopping for the ingredients for dinner, and stocking up on my oolong and green teas (brewed by Kirin and Asahi), we made a quick 2 hour dash into the city to look into replacing my iBook with a new model (sans coffee). The traffic was horrible. You’d think I’d have learned by now NOT to hit Michigan Avenue on a warm weekend day. I ordered my iBook and should have it within five business days.

In other news, Annonymous Padre made it home safely after another of his jet-set weekend trips. This time he at least stayed long enough for us to spend some time catching up. Oh, and he’ll be back Wednesday for more.

I’m beat, so I’m off to bed.

May 20, 2005

day 3

Update on “the visitor”. It’s still growing, but not as painful, so that’s a good thing.

Annonymous Padre popped in last night for another quick visit. Seems that some of his prior parishioners flew him in (first class) from Vancouver to perform some ceremony for their daughters. He’s here thru Saturday, so we’ll have a little bit of time to catch up.

A quick update on the iBook. It’s been dropped off with a friend’s IT guy to see if he can get it working again. Apple went ahead and billed me $802.35 for repairs to my iBook that they never completed. This after “securing” $1800 on my debit card from both the AppleStore and the repair facility. I’m still working with Apple to get the financial aspect of this nightmare fixed so I can get my $1800 back into my account.

I need to get cracking on work, since “the visitor” has prevented me from accomplishing much this week.

Good weekend to you all.

May 19, 2005

maybe i am a monster

This morning I woke up and this “thing” on my face got even larger and more pronounced.


I can’t eat (fabulous) cause I can’t open my mouth wide enough to get anything in and if I do manage to insert food, its difficult to chew and swallow without dribbling onto my shirt. Is this what its like to be feeble? I tell you this… I only have to deal with this for a few days, I couldn’t imagine 10+ years like Mrs Schiavo was forced to endure.

My pill intake per day now consists of:
AM:

    1 Sulfameth/Trimethoprim 800mg
    1 Rifampin 300mg
    1 Bupropion SR 150mg
    1 Target weight sense multi-vitamin

Lunchtime:

    1 Bupropion SR 150mg

PM:

    1 Sulfameth/Trimethoprim 800mg
    1 Rifampin 300mg

That’s seven (7) pills a day taken at 3 different intervals. I’m forced to set my alarm on my cell phone, cause I’m the type of person to forget what day of the week it is and miss a day of work.

I asked my doctor if this would be cleared up by Memorial Day weekend because at present time, I couldn’t eat bananas, and given IML is that weekend, that would be a very bad thing. He assured me that I’d be enjoying a “full range of use for your mouth” by then. I love my doctor. He “gets” me with a wink, a nod, and slap on the ass.