Observations of late
Whenever there is a woman behind the wheel of a Hummer, she’s bleach blonde with fake tits.
Family can pop up at the most inopportune moments.
My dog Stella sheds. ALOT.
All relationships have clashes of some sort. It’s how you handle them that defines the relationship.
My car handles really well above 85 mph.
It handles even better above 95 mph.
I often wonder what it would be like to have a child seat in the car.
Everyone can find something at IKEA.
The music industry has only itself to blame for its current situation.
Beer makes me smile.
You should really see how much this dog sheds.
I never read the magazines I’m subscribed to.
Famous Actor Tom Cruise is a nut-job.
I love tha plastic smell of a new shower curtain liner.
Americans seem to embrace the ideal of being a hard-ass
Living in the city makes it difficult to find solitude.
If you haven’t seen Robot Chicken on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, you need to.
There is nothing like fresh made pork buns from the Chinese Bakery on the corner.
TLBO leaves me some messed up voice mails.