Cover Letter
As you all know, I’m moving to the west coast within 2 months. As such, I am in need of employment opportunities. Realizing that I have no idea how to write a cover letter, I turned to my goood friend Tom to assist. Below is what I received back.
August 31, 2005
To whom it may concern:
I am looking for work. Please hire me.
For a big boy, I don’t whine too much. I promise I won’t spend too many office hours surfing for porn on the web. Honest. And I won’t trash the company on my personal blog site: www.beyondbuffalo.com
For references, please call Tom. I’m his bitch, and he will give me a good reference. Or at least a good spanking.
Sincerely yours,
I think I have a good chance with a cover letter like that. Especially if it is a gay S&M owned business.