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I am afraid of plugs because I once stepped on one and it punctured my foot leaving a gash and a painful reminder for many weeks to come.
Tonight, I went to a fundraiser for Equality Illinois, a gay political action organization that has done some amazing work in the past few years. My lovely neighbor invited me to attend “night of 100 drag queens” with him, I accepted and I’m glad I did. I had a marvelous time. (Though I’m pretty sure I only saw at most 10 drag queens all night)
While I was walking thru the bar, I had a slight altercation with a drag queen (unbeknownst to her) and instantly I understood the entire Charlie’s Angeles hair flip phenomenon.
She walked by and flipped her hair as she passed me and I must admit, it kind of stung as it struck my face. The pure amount of product in this queen’s hair was enough to withstand the winds of Katrina.
Those hair flips are not just a display of feminine wiles, but they are also a threat of deadly physical violence. So beware. Whenever a woman fag drag queen flips her hair. She means business and you’d best get out of her way.
PS. Its true. Drag queens do indeed prefer larger barware. It makes their hands look smaller.