a conversation with Tom
The other day I received the below picture from Tom with the subject line of the e-mail reading “Your next tattoo”
The ensuing e-mail conversation went like this:
ME “yeah maybe not”
TOM “oh - right - you’re not a Scorpio”
ME “i’m a cancer, crabs tattooed in that area, not such a good idea”
TOM “my friend XXXX wanted to get one on her inner thigh that said “Hi There”
ME “i wanted to get laundry care instructions on my, hey wait a minute, i already did that. i still like the idea of “Employees must wash hands before returning to work” above my ass. I’m just not into fisting
TOM “good”