wednesday wank
November 27, 2007
cha cha change
I’m thinking about changing my domain host company. Its not that I’m horribly unhappy, its that I’m rather annoyed. My e-mail is filled with spam that seems to originate from the server I use, and twice in the past month, all of my e-mail on my laptop has been wiped out, erased, gone with the wind missing.
I’m not smart enough to fix this on my own… so I’m thinking of switching to a new company.
If anyone still reads me… what are your thoughts and opinions? Who would you recommend?
November 26, 2007
what is that smell?
Today, while driving through the streets of San Francisco, I recognized the faint smell of pot wafting into the car and realized that in no other place I have lived in, or near, would that occur. I hope everyone had a lovely holiday. Personally, I paid tribute to the genocide and slaughter of the original inhabitants of this beautiful land, over turkey, mashed potatoes and very strong alcoholic beverages. I was thankful for my friends, and family.
November 17, 2007
Please make note
Hello People,
I’d like to ask everyone in the world, of all races, creeds, and religions to stop making it so easy to hate you. If you stop providing supporting data to the stereotypes out there, people will stop paying them heed and no longer hold you accountable.
You, the aging hippies with the 2 rescued greyhounds in the Prius, you’re not fooling anyone. Your generation is the generation that started ruining the globe. Saving a dog or two and a few gallons of gas means nothing in the grand scheme of things.
You, Asian driver in the mini-van creeping along in the fast lane oblivious to the 20 cars behind you trying to go the speed limit and get around you, pull over to the right and get off the phone.
You, Metro-sexual male with the perfect hair and the designer names, you aren’t fooling the girls. They think you’re gay!
My shoulders are a little less stressed out now that I’ve gotten that off of them.
Make note people. Change or else!
You’ve been warned.
November 14, 2007
wednesday wank
November 13, 2007
comfort food
Today was another beautiful day in the Bay Area with sunny skies and crisp fall temperatures. Not quite cold yet, but you can feel fall is coming. Given the California-Fall-like-temperatures, I felt that some comfort food was in order for the day.
I got home and browned some ground turkey, spiced heavily with Cayenne pepper and garlic. I mixed into the ground beef a packet of chili spice mix, I believe it was McCormick’s(tm) but I cannot be completely sure, mixed in some diced tomatoes and peppers and let it simmer while the corn bread baked in the oven below.
The corn bread was topped with a crust of crushed cayenne peppers and was just the right amount of spicy.
I spooned the chili into a bowl and topped it with a dollop of sour cream and the corn bread was topped generously with imported Irish butter.
Paired with a Fat Tire from the New Belgium brewery and I was in heaven.
supporting the disabled
I just called a telephone number that had been changed and the voice informing me of the new number sounded like a woman with Downs Syndrome and it was very hard to understand. It was all slurred and shit. I had to look up the companies website to get the number.
Progress is good.
November 12, 2007
Saving face
Saturday, I took some time to head out into the rainy weather that I so love about San Francisco to do a little skin care product shopping. I’ve been a huge fan of Kiehl’s products for almost 2 years now, but they’re kind of on the expensive side and part of my new shtick is all about improving my financial footprint and lowering my overall cost of living (minus luxury items of course). So, again thanks to Tom, I’ve been trying out Mario Badescu at about half the cost of Kiehl’s. All of this talk of products however, is worthless if you do not follow the proper schedule and use the products properly. Once again, Tom jumped to my assistance and helped out with the following morning routine to get me started.
Daily regimen for glowing skin.
Morning
1. Turn off alarm
2. Masturbate
3. Start coffee
4. Shower
5. In shower - use facial cleanser
5. After shower - shave
6. Use toner
7. Moisturize - eyes first, then face and neck
8. Check e-mail
9. Masturbate again if necessary
10. Drink coffee
11. Walk Stella
Before bed. (when alone).
1. Walk Stella.
2. Rinse face with very very warm water.
3. Apply Enzyme Cleansing Gel with fingers, and massage all over face, up to hairline.
4. Rinse off with slightly less warm water.
5. Towel dry.
6. Use Aloe Vera Toner on cotton ball or square.
7. Moisturize, starting with eye cream.
8. Set alarm.
9. Masturbate.
10. Wash hands and apply hand cream.
11. Turn off light.
I think my skin will glow in no time.